|Season 7, Episode 1|
|Air date||October 4, 1956|
|Written by||Spike Milligan and Larry Stephens|
|Produced by||Peter Eton|
|Musical interludes|| "When You're Smiling" (Geldray),|
"Lost in the Jungle" (Ellington)
The China Story
Drums Along the Mersey
The British garrison at the Burami Oasis is being menaced by Sheikh Rattle and Roll, so Neddie supervises the effort to transport a battleship there.
- Included in volume 4 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.